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Yup!
It's you and me
We're on the scene
Our wallets barely fold
We're grinnin' like a fiend
The town's to ourselves
Oh what's a boy to do?!
Well strap yourselves in
And let me give you a clue!
No clubs
No shows
How do we spend this cash though?!
No girls
No blondes
Instead we're spending our cash on
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself
One day!
Tradin' with the lads at the store
Four different homes in Rundle
Cards galore!
Flickin' through the pages
Clean, sleek and black
I still got the funds for 'nother booster pack
Yeah!
No clubs
No shows
How do we spend this cash though?!
No girls
No blondes
Instead we're spending our cash on
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself
One day!
(Alright, so I play Cheren
He'll allow me to draw three more cards
And I'll attach a fairy energy to my Gardevoir-GX
Check this out, yeah)
Shuffle my hand into my deck
Redraw seven, bouta snap ya neck
Now Hughie's got a plan in the back his head
Roar of Time's gonna knock ya dead!
Six prize cards, gotta take 'em all
When I'm writing rhymes I'm gonna fake 'em all
GX moves, make ya fall
Tag-Team bonds unbreakable!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
Shiny Pieces Of Cardboard!
I swear that my virginity will pay for itself
One day!
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Stick It
02:10
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One, two, three four!
Stick it where it fits!
Stick it where it fits!
Stick it where it fits!
So me and the lads
Back in the class
We're doing what we want
Not what the teacher's asked
Making lots of noise
We're playing BTD
When suddenly he points his fatty fingers at me
Stand up! And keep your shoulders straight
Make sure to do your study
Don't you dare stay up late
Follow this to a T, you'll be alright
I did what you asked, but I don't feel alive
I don't care that I'm late
You don't care that I hate
The only thing I learned at school
Is that I'll never take advice from a private school tool
Stick it where it fits!
Stick it where it fits!
Stick it where it fits!
Now school work is pilin' up in a stack
But you know hell no I ain't gon' touching that!
Year 12, 2020, only be chill
When I see my man Hugo, flexin' his skill
Let's go!
I don't care that I'm late
You don't care that it's hate
The only thing I learned at school
Never take advice
Never take advice
Never take advice from a private school tool!
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House Guitar
03:19
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Rocking up late, I chalk it up to fate
You know we can barely wait
I'm jumpin on the kit
and I'll have a little hit
but you know it ain't made for this
Please turn on the mic
Please turn on the mic
Can't hear myself tonight
It all sucks!
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
Tuning is a sin
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
Any chance in the bin
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
Gonna sink a tin
The house guitar ain't up to par
so deal with it and we'll "take you far"
Turnin' up the bass, I make a sour face
If only these strings were ace
Missin' one's fine, it makes me wanna die
Now that's only half a lie
Please turn on the mic
Please turn on the mic
Can't hear myself tonight it all sucks!
(BRUH!)
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
Tuning is a sin
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
Any chance in the bin
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
Gonna sink a tin
The house guitar ain't up to par
so deal with it and we'll "take you far"
Hated the Strat
Didn't want no Tele
They didn't just stink
They were real fuckin' smelly
Reachin' for the top, can't hold us back,
Except for these strings that are all outta wack!
Next time you might say,
Will there be one at all?
But we'll know for next time
Ain't gonna risk no fall.
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
Tuning is a sin
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
Any chance in the bin
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
Gonna sink a tin
The house guitar ain't up to par
so deal with it and we'll "take you far"
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
(Breaking it in on the day of the gig!)
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
(Breaking it in on the day of the gig!)
Breaking it in on the day of the gig!
(Breaking it in on the day of the gig!)
(Just change the strings, it's not that hard)
The house guitar ain't up to par
so deal with it and we'll "take you far"
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Chips
03:05
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I went to the shops to get some chips
But I went to the shops and they were out of chips
I wanted a snack
So instead of getting that
I bought a coupla drinks
And you know I got smashed
I went to the pub to get some chips
But I went to the pub and they were out of chips
I wanted a snack
So instead of getting that
I bought a coupla drinks
And you know I got smashed
I just want to eat some chips
I just want to eat some chips
I'm really hungry I wanna find some chips
I'm bloody starving I gotta find some chips!
I went to the servo to get some chips
But the fuckin' servo was out of chips
I wanted a snack
So instead of getting that
I bought a Paddle Pop which was actually quite nice!
Then I bought a few drinks and I got fuckin' smashed!
I've been to all the places in town that normally sell chips
But I've been to all the places in town and none of them have chips!
I just want to eat some chips
I just want to eat some chips
I'm really hungry I wanna find some chips
I'm bloody starving I gotta find some chips!
I just want to eat some chips
(Give me the chips now)
I just want to eat some chips
(Give me the chips now)
I'm really hungry I wanna find some chips
(Chips!)
I'm bloody starving I gotta find some chips!
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Demon Girl
04:09
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Now the glitter above her eyes
There's no tears, ya know she don't cry
When she sings me that sweet song
It hypnotizes me all night long
Her fearless charisma
You know the stage is her art
Before I can run
She's a-stolen my heart
Dark green eyes, oh my soul
I fell in love with a demon girl
Hypnotize, charm 'n spell
I fell in love with a demon girl
Dark green eyes, oh my soul
I fell in love with a demon girl
Hypnotize, charm 'n spell
I need someone whose gonna make me whole
Now I don't even know where her hair
Starts or where it ends
Those eyelashes
They send my mind up in the air
Oh who does she think she is?!
Invading my mind
Oh she ain't coming back
Ain't gonna be alright
Dark green eyes, oh my soul
I fell in love with a demon girl
Hypnotize, charm 'n spell
I fell in love with a demon girl
Dark green eyes, oh my soul
I fell in love with a demon girl
Hypnotize, oh she's from Hell
I need someone whose gonna
Dark green eyes, oh my soul
I fell in love with a demon girl
Hypnotize, charm 'n spell
I fell in love with a demon girl
Dark green eyes, oh my soul
I fell in love with a demon girl
Hypnotize, charm n spell
I need someone whose gonna make me whole
Now I see her everywhere
But I'm invisible to her
She's my everything
But I'm her nothing
Oh who even is she?!
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Footy Mad
02:41
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So footy's back, it's on the telly
I don't know why but my dad is yelling!
They're runnin' round, they're kickin' the ball
They're tackling each other, gonna make 'em fall!
A full-strength beer, like a man
Sweatin' like a pig, he's stackin' the cans!
I don't know what's gotten into my dad
But Port's up by 8 and he's footy mad!
Footy mad!
Footy mad!
Footy mad!
I don't know what I even said
But his face is burnin' beet-red
Look in the eyes, the storm is brewin'
Oi, fifty! Got him spewin'
The sweatin' beads are runnin' down his head
He turns to me now listen what he said
"The only thing that pisses off my kind
Is when the ref is fucking blind!"
Footy mad!
Footy mad!
Footy mad!
So sit down and wear your mask real tight
Don't try dancing, the fine's will bite!
But if you're headin' to the oval tonight
Do what you want, it's footy alright!
Footy mad!
Footy mad!
Footy mad!
(Awh you gotta be joking me)
(Absolutely shocking)
(What was that?!)
(I hate what this game has become)
C'mon Adelaide
Score some bloody goals!
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Frozen In Paradise
04:15
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Bring the bass in!
My speech is slurred
When her gentle voice
She stops my heart
With those diamond eyes of hers
My lips are sealed
Through cowardice they're turning blue
My skin is wax
Turning to this horrid hue
My breathing slows
My blood has froze
My lips are sealed
My heart concealed
My bones are ice
Frozen in paradise
My lips are sealed
My heart concealed
My bones are ice
Frozen in paradise
These careful words
I gotta man up and speak
Warm smiling lips
But I'm still a-feeling weak
Ice down inside
Telling me to stop and quit
Frostbite and fear
Icy hands are gripping me
My breathing slows
My blood has froze
My breathing slows
My blood has froze
My lips are sealed
My heart concealed
My bones are ice
Frozen in paradise
My lips are sealed
My heart concealed
My bones are ice
Frozen in paradise
Legs are cracked, arms are weak
Gettin' pushed right out to the brink
Tears are freezin' before eyes blink
Iceberg collide my mind do sink
Frozen in ice, ain't no paradise
Hell freezes over yet nobody told me it bites
Nothing in this world could ever rival her charm
So I gotta be the one to keep her from harm
Fundamental love, this can't be hard
But what it do if I've been scarred?!
Frozen in ice, ain't no paradise
Hell freezes over yet nobody told me it bites
My lips are sealed
My heart concealed
My bones are ice
Frozen in paradise
My lips are sealed
My heart concealed
My bones are ice
Frozen in paradise
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Violet Harlot Adelaide, Australia
Five mates serving a sonic explosion built on unconventional influences. Known for their sparking, off-the-rails live act, and iconic hi-vis tradie shirts, the lads experiment with punk rock riffs to progressive rock epics. The boys are set to embark on an epic journey to conquer Melbourne, and then release their debut EP 'In Viz' this August. ... more
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